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Pest

/pest; pest/ n 1 [C] (infml) annoying person or thing: That child is an absolute pest – he keeps ringing the doorbell and then running away!

How do you keep a pesky woman away? I got to give her credit because 2 nights ago, she actually mustered enough guts to call me at 11 plus at night. I was preparing to go to bed and this pest lullabied me with “bitch… bitch…. bitch… bitch” to my ear. Instantly, I looked at the telephone number flashing on my mobile screen. +6012-482643**… Okay, I know who you are… The voice sounded scary, like a broken gramophone on constant play. I asked her, who are you? But she just continued in Cantonese, “bitch… bitch… bitch…” Something wrong, I wondered? Maybe she forgot to eat her medication.

No use extracting information from a person who has gone bonkers. Hence, I terminated the call.

That CRAB – new nickname (penned by my best friend) – CRAzy Booger, actually had the cheek to call me 5 times throughout the wee hours!! Then, frustrated that I did not pick up the calls, she finally texted me;

“Since u started the fire, let’s play til d end!! All the copy n paste sms in email….. Haha….”

Does the above sms look sane to you? Hmm, I wonder, as I read it the morning after. Was I ever a threat to her? Maybe in her eyes… [MADNESS] To be continued..

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