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Pest

/pest; pest/ n 1 [C] (infml) annoying person or thing: That child is an absolute pest – he keeps ringing the doorbell and then running away!

How do you keep a pesky woman away? I got to give her credit because 2 nights ago, she actually mustered enough guts to call me at 11 plus at night. I was preparing to go to bed and this pest lullabied me with “bitch… bitch…. bitch… bitch” to my ear. Instantly, I looked at the telephone number flashing on my mobile screen. +6012-482643**… Okay, I know who you are… The voice sounded scary, like a broken gramophone on constant play. I asked her, who are you? But she just continued in Cantonese, “bitch… bitch… bitch…” Something wrong, I wondered? Maybe she forgot to eat her medication.

No use extracting information from a person who has gone bonkers. Hence, I terminated the call.

That CRAB – new nickname (penned by my best friend) – CRAzy Booger, actually had the cheek to call me 5 times throughout the wee hours!! Then, frustrated that I did not pick up the calls, she finally texted me;

“Since u started the fire, let’s play til d end!! All the copy n paste sms in email….. Haha….”

Does the above sms look sane to you? Hmm, I wonder, as I read it the morning after. Was I ever a threat to her? Maybe in her eyes… [MADNESS] To be continued..

CRAG = Crazy Gal

The nickname was penned by my churchmate. =P

Yep… U said it.. She did it again.. Some ppl just dont have common sense or common curtesy.

"Bit*h! What r u trying to do in email corresponding? Again! U r losser!! :D"

Erm, notice the various spelling and grammatical mistakes peppered in to make my busy Sunday evening. At first I thought it was a simple mis-sent sms. I texted back telling the person he/she got the wrong number. No reply..

Hmm, that’s kinda funny.. then i looked at the number, +6012-4826***. It looked a bit familliar.. Aiskk!! It was the CRAG! I do remember that number blinking on my mobile screen during what was supposed to be a wonderful holiday abroad (and btw, she spoilt my holiday by hounding me each time I switched on my mobile). That very same number that sent me obscene text messages.

My friend told me 2 months back at the height of the fiasco that he will explain to his fiancee that all’s well between them and my trip up to PPP was purely business. Sigh… so much for trust. How are they supposed to get married if they dont trust each other?? That’s a catastrophe waiting to happen.

And I thought I got rid of all these silliness 2 months back. It was certainly peaceful, quiet and serene during these two months. I wonder what kind of explaination he gave to pacify that insane woman for 2 months? Obviously it wasnt enough. She doesnt trust him… yet again. Wonder what happened between them? This time, she scouring through his emails? Sigh.. someone should tell that woman not to watch too many Hong Kong dramas.

I have a bad premonition that I will get blamed for everything from the kitchen sink to the front porch light for every tiny thing that does not go well in her "perfect" life/household. How convenient, I just became the scape goat.